Chapter 24: The Cribbage Match

Wizard People, Dear Reader

Today, I am honored to present one of the most epic pieces of recitation possibly in the history of the world, and certainly in the history of the last 15 minutes.

With special appearances by Professor Catface Meowmers, Harmony, Major Wood, Joey Lumbermouth, Hardcastle McCormick, Queerman, Monstermash, and Zoomacroom.

Chapter 23: A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do

Star Wars Rap

Hey!  LISTEN!  I found a trove of memes this weekend, so they be comin' at you.

Chapter 22: Could you learn to love me?

Old Greg


Easy there, fuzzy little man peach.  I know I haven't posted anything in awhile, but I assure you this was worth the wait.

Chapter 21: Your body needs water, so drink that shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcMFeWUsuM

This might just be one of Billy's memes... but that's O-O-KAYYYY.

Chapter 20: CHEEZ-IIIIIIITS!

Street Magic 2

Shwoops. Meant to post this yesterday and then got distracted by fake beards.  Too bad I'm not a time traveling demon like some other people I know.

Chapter 19: Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine

Street Magic

What the EFFFFFFFFF??? I think I've finally exhausted my mock trial meme collection.  If this is true, then you better get ready for some Elleasaurus memes, because they're coming....

/this is one of them.

Chapter 18: Not my chair, not my problem

Drinking out of cups

Lighthouses rule.  You don't like the lighthouse, you SUCK.

Chapter 17: I am le tired

End of ze world

Chapter 16: Our economy is based on Lebron James

Cleveland Tourism Video: Round 2

Shirley, you didn't think Cleveland had only ONE tourism video, did you?

Chapter 15: Come and look at both of our buildings

Cleveland Tourism Video

 It's Friday!  Come on down to Clevelandtown, everyone!

Chapters 12-14: Back with a vengenance!

Dr. Tran! ...Again!

Sorry about the recent lack of posts but the thing you should take from all of this is that dog don't mind!

Part 2

Part 3

Chapter 11: Here comes... DR. TRAN!

Dr. Tran!

"Q"... is for Dr. Tran!  This week may or may not be dedicated to this meme.

Chapter 10: Boys. Boys. Boys, boys, boys.

Bear Force 1

Wrapping up the week with a little Bearforce.

Chapter 9: It's over 9000!!!!!!!

Over 9000

Short and sweet.  Oh so sweet...

There are few situations in which screaming this to the heavens won't make you feel better.

Chapter 8: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH SWORDS

Cautionary Tales of Swords: Part 2

I just, you know, wanted to get the message across...

Chapter 7: Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open

Cautionary Tales of Swords

I'm going to post a meme every weekday.  Oh shit I lied.

Chapter 6: Ukranians Do It Better

Hot N Cold (But Better!)

ANDDDDD WE'RE BACK!

Can you think of a better start to a Monday?  Let me answer that for you.  No, no you can not.

Chapter 5: He's coming. He's coming. HE'S COMING.

George Washington

Chapter 4: Gratuitous Amounts of Energy

Power Thirst

Notes: There is nothing about this meme that isn't quotably awesome.  Nevertheless, 400 BABIES is an all-time favorite and can be easily dropped in conversation whenever one talks about a lot (i.e. more than 5) of a particular thing.

Chapter 3: TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS

Leeroy Jenkins

Notes: The battle cry of a true warrior.  At least he has chicken.

Chapter 2: You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons

A Dramatic Reading of a Break-Up Letter

Notes: A classic.  The phrase, "I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD" becomes the penultimate insult to describe anything that is more than a slight inconvenience.  Subsequently, it shares the same power as "He [I/She/They/It] could kill EVERYONE".

Other Notes: Much like if I were writing an actual book, the chapters in this blog mean absolutely nothing.  It should be noted that no meme is more or less important than any other meme that appears here.

Chapter 1: This Is Cool Court, Not Fool Court

Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat

Notes: Perhaps one of the most beloved, if not, actually relevant mock trial memes.  Quotes made appearances on 2010 superfan t-shirts.  The Pop N' Lochness Monster additionally inspired the 2010 Mockball team name, The Pop N' Mockness Lawnsters.  We hold these truths to be self-shrevident.