Get schooled.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Chapter 24: The Cribbage Match

Wizard People, Dear Reader

Today, I am honored to present one of the most epic pieces of recitation possibly in the history of the world, and certainly in the history of the last 15 minutes.

With special appearances by Professor Catface Meowmers, Harmony, Major Wood, Joey Lumbermouth, Hardcastle McCormick, Queerman, Monstermash, and Zoomacroom.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Chapter 22: Could you learn to love me?

Old Greg

Easy there, fuzzy little man peach.  I know I haven't posted anything in awhile, but I assure you this was worth the wait.

Saturday, October 29, 2011


Street Magic 2

Shwoops. Meant to post this yesterday and then got distracted by fake beards.  Too bad I'm not a time traveling demon like some other people I know.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Chapter 19: Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine

Street Magic

What the EFFFFFFFFF??? I think I've finally exhausted my mock trial meme collection.  If this is true, then you better get ready for some Elleasaurus memes, because they're coming....

/this is one of them.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Chapters 12-14: Back with a vengenance!

Dr. Tran! ...Again!

Sorry about the recent lack of posts but the thing you should take from all of this is that dog don't mind!
Part 2

Part 3

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Chapter 9: It's over 9000!!!!!!!

Over 9000

Short and sweet.  Oh so sweet...

There are few situations in which screaming this to the heavens won't make you feel better.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Chapter 6: Ukranians Do It Better

Hot N Cold (But Better!)


Can you think of a better start to a Monday?  Let me answer that for you.  No, no you can not.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Chapter 4: Gratuitous Amounts of Energy

Power Thirst

Notes: There is nothing about this meme that isn't quotably awesome.  Nevertheless, 400 BABIES is an all-time favorite and can be easily dropped in conversation whenever one talks about a lot (i.e. more than 5) of a particular thing.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Chapter 2: You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons

A Dramatic Reading of a Break-Up Letter

Notes: A classic.  The phrase, "I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD" becomes the penultimate insult to describe anything that is more than a slight inconvenience.  Subsequently, it shares the same power as "He [I/She/They/It] could kill EVERYONE".

Other Notes: Much like if I were writing an actual book, the chapters in this blog mean absolutely nothing.  It should be noted that no meme is more or less important than any other meme that appears here.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Chapter 1: This Is Cool Court, Not Fool Court

Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat

Notes: Perhaps one of the most beloved, if not, actually relevant mock trial memes.  Quotes made appearances on 2010 superfan t-shirts.  The Pop N' Lochness Monster additionally inspired the 2010 Mockball team name, The Pop N' Mockness Lawnsters.  We hold these truths to be self-shrevident.