tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75435464275175978432024-02-08T11:53:09.708-08:00NaoMEMEElle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-13297486725732133712011-11-16T12:33:00.000-08:002011-11-16T12:33:34.111-08:00Chapter 24: The Cribbage Match<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fbomQIv11qaprooo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fbomQIv11qaprooo1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVhmZodaLA">Wizard People, Dear Reader</a><br />
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Today, I am honored to present one of the most epic pieces of recitation possibly in the history of the world, and certainly in the history of the last 15 minutes.<br />
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With special appearances by Professor Catface Meowmers, Harmony, Major Wood, Joey Lumbermouth, Hardcastle McCormick, Queerman, Monstermash, and Zoomacroom.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-13948851273073615702011-11-15T07:07:00.000-08:002011-11-15T07:07:41.313-08:00Chapter 23: A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3rdcoasthiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/StarWarsHipHop1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="205" src="http://3rdcoasthiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/StarWarsHipHop1.png" width="320" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjySNEVjZsQ">Star Wars Rap</a><br />
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Hey! LISTEN! I found a trove of memes this weekend, so they be comin' at you.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-9880057908337267702011-11-08T07:10:00.000-08:002011-11-08T07:10:10.193-08:00Chapter 22: Could you learn to love me?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.acapulcomexres.com/oglist/og.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.acapulcomexres.com/oglist/og.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIInySnQe4I">Old Greg</a><br />
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Easy there, fuzzy little man peach. I know I haven't posted anything in awhile, but I assure you this was worth the wait.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-43444493615528876762011-11-02T07:01:00.000-07:002011-11-02T07:01:17.515-07:00Chapter 21: Your body needs water, so drink that shit.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://becoolent.com/jfblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/read-a-book.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="311" src="http://becoolent.com/jfblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/read-a-book.png" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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This might just be one of Billy's memes... but that's O-O-KAYYYY.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-67747461677970225122011-10-29T09:37:00.000-07:002011-10-29T09:37:52.318-07:00Chapter 20: CHEEZ-IIIIIIITS!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.maniacworld.com/David-Blaine-Street-Magic-Part-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="http://www.maniacworld.com/David-Blaine-Street-Magic-Part-3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU&ob=av3e">Street Magic 2</a><br />
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Shwoops. Meant to post this yesterday and then got distracted by fake beards. Too bad I'm not a time traveling demon like some other people I know.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-84540880284715012052011-10-27T07:20:00.000-07:002011-10-27T07:20:00.294-07:00Chapter 19: Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/1417999/11794939/4/directors_cut/0/1/david_blaine_street_magic_youtube_edition.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/1417999/11794939/4/directors_cut/0/1/david_blaine_street_magic_youtube_edition.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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What the EFFFFFFFFF??? I think I've finally exhausted my mock trial meme collection. If this is true, then you better get ready for some Elleasaurus memes, because they're coming....<br />
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/this is one of them.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-85742507975578279622011-10-25T07:35:00.000-07:002011-10-25T07:35:20.369-07:00Chapter 18: Not my chair, not my problem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://animalvideo.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dan-Deacon-Liam-Lynch-Drinking-Out-of-Cups.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://animalvideo.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dan-Deacon-Liam-Lynch-Drinking-Out-of-Cups.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=8">Drinking out of cups</a><br />
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Lighthouses rule. You don't like the lighthouse, you SUCK.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-42659677766649074702011-10-24T07:04:00.000-07:002011-10-24T07:04:20.781-07:00Chapter 17: I am le tired<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.glogster.com/media/3/7/10/42/7104264.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.glogster.com/media/3/7/10/42/7104264.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE">End of ze world</a>Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-18925942820958744902011-10-17T16:26:00.000-07:002011-10-17T16:26:15.622-07:00Chapter 16: Our economy is based on Lebron James<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cleveland.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="187" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cleveland.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=11">Cleveland Tourism Video: Round 2</a><br />
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Shirley, you didn't think Cleveland had only ONE tourism video, did you?Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-43776962354675813762011-10-14T06:52:00.000-07:002011-10-14T06:52:28.347-07:00Chapter 15: Come and look at both of our buildings<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/04/042109_cleveland_t.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/04/042109_cleveland_t.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=12">Cleveland Tourism Video</a><br />
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It's Friday! Come on down to Clevelandtown, everyone!Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-10350371678838951692011-10-11T14:51:00.000-07:002011-10-11T14:51:48.328-07:00Chapters 12-14: Back with a vengenance!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/27cc242fc73e48d5a2921a9e64341677/l.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="284" src="http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/27cc242fc73e48d5a2921a9e64341677/l.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0qe1yiKrY&feature=related">Dr. Tran! ...Again!</a><br />
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Sorry about the recent lack of posts but the thing you should take from all of this is that dog don't mind!<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6EeEkkvrk&feature=fvwp&NR=1">Part 3</a>Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-52324203956911783922011-10-04T20:58:00.000-07:002011-10-04T20:58:31.120-07:00Chapter 11: Here comes... DR. TRAN!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.robbydiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dr-Tran.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.robbydiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dr-Tran.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=18">Dr. Tran!</a><br />
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"Q"... is for Dr. Tran! This week may or may not be dedicated to this meme.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-82785258524718065262011-09-30T19:53:00.000-07:002011-09-30T19:53:23.777-07:00Chapter 10: Boys. Boys. Boys, boys, boys.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/06/bearforce1-shake-that-thing-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/06/bearforce1-shake-that-thing-2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=2">Bear Force 1</a><br />
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Wrapping up the week with a little Bearforce.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-9449291605803407692011-09-29T14:52:00.000-07:002011-09-29T14:52:28.099-07:00Chapter 9: It's over 9000!!!!!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/353/8/e/__It__s_over_9000___zone_by_Oiracul.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/353/8/e/__It__s_over_9000___zone_by_Oiracul.png" width="258" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=7">Over 9000</a><br />
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Short and sweet. Oh so sweet... <br />
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There are few situations in which screaming this to the heavens won't make you feel better.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-28053312938747941562011-09-28T20:41:00.000-07:002011-09-28T20:41:54.801-07:00Chapter 8: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH SWORDS<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvc_-39I3s"><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvc_-39I3s">Cautionary Tales of Swords: Part 2</a><br />
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I just, you know, wanted to get the message across...Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-38751861983176715272011-09-28T20:31:00.000-07:002011-09-28T20:31:43.829-07:00Chapter 7: Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/dam/culture/2008/10/cuar03_ashe0810.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="230" src="http://www.vanityfair.com/dam/culture/2008/10/cuar03_ashe0810.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=5">Cautionary Tales of Swords</a><br />
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I'm going to post a meme every weekday. Oh shit I lied.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-34845353524817392242011-09-26T06:52:00.000-07:002011-09-26T06:52:54.995-07:00Chapter 6: Ukranians Do It Better<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://rsvideos.biz/files/thumbs/1306830821a2e96-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://rsvideos.biz/files/thumbs/1306830821a2e96-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoekyMCWzg&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=1">Hot N Cold (But Better!)</a><br />
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ANDDDDD WE'RE BACK!<br />
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Can you think of a better start to a Monday? Let me answer that for you. No, no you can not.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-84077183891104521402011-09-22T07:22:00.000-07:002011-09-22T07:22:42.631-07:00Chapter 5: He's coming. He's coming. HE'S COMING.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://reallygoodmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/george11-300x276.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://reallygoodmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/george11-300x276.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=17">George Washington</a>Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-82729931971302813122011-09-21T07:49:00.000-07:002011-09-21T07:49:08.826-07:00Chapter 4: Gratuitous Amounts of Energy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/255/8/f/Powerthirst_by_PowerThirstplz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/255/8/f/Powerthirst_by_PowerThirstplz.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=6">Power Thirst</a><br />
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Notes: There is nothing about this meme that isn't quotably awesome. Nevertheless, 400 BABIES is an all-time favorite and can be easily dropped in conversation whenever one talks about a lot (i.e. more than 5) of a particular thing.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-86254397903014922502011-09-20T07:22:00.000-07:002011-09-20T07:22:07.054-07:00Chapter 3: TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ssrfanatic.com/forum/attachments/f12/98328d1286204023-hmmm-2006-17k-leeroy_jenkins_veronica_bel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="235" src="http://www.ssrfanatic.com/forum/attachments/f12/98328d1286204023-hmmm-2006-17k-leeroy_jenkins_veronica_bel.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA&index=4">Leeroy Jenkins</a><br />
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Notes: The battle cry of a true warrior. At least he has chicken.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-55060394919748239962011-09-19T07:13:00.000-07:002011-09-19T07:13:08.346-07:00Chapter 2: You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/break-up.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="199" src="http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/break-up.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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Notes: A classic. The phrase, "I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD" becomes the penultimate insult to describe anything that is more than a slight inconvenience. Subsequently, it shares the same power as "He [I/She/They/It] could kill EVERYONE".<br />
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Other Notes: Much like if I were writing an actual book, the chapters in this blog mean absolutely nothing. It should be noted that no meme is more or less important than any other meme that appears here.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7543546427517597843.post-70454891346322959892011-09-18T10:40:00.000-07:002011-09-18T10:40:39.151-07:00Chapter 1: This Is Cool Court, Not Fool Court<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/jdneuhaus1222/Nachos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/jdneuhaus1222/Nachos.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjcILt--p0U&feature=BFp&list=FLDYZQaTz1Y16CYZCIiAvRPA">Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat</a><br />
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Notes: Perhaps one of the most beloved, if not, actually relevant mock trial memes. Quotes made appearances on 2010 superfan t-shirts. The Pop N' Lochness Monster additionally inspired the 2010 Mockball team name, The Pop N' Mockness Lawnsters. We hold these truths to be self-shrevident.Elle Opitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08824531730576931964noreply@blogger.com0